severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet:
philosopher’s stone: omfg that’s sirius’ motorbike, oh no, he’s probably off trying to seek revenge on peter right now, what if he’s currently being arrested while dumbledore leaves this baby on a fucking doorstep, i am gonna cry about this for the entire book
chamber of secrets: why aren’t the marauder’s in this book, but gilderoy lockhart is
prisoner of askaban: YAAAASS. YAAAASSSS. GET IT LUPIN. GET IT BLACK. PETER PETTIGREW. IT’S THE MAP. IT’S THE SHRIEKING SHACK. MOONY, WORMTAIL, PADFOOT, AND PRONGS, THAT’S WHAT’S FUCKING UP, OMFG
goblet of fire: sirius is living off of rats so he can be close to harry, don’t fucking look at me. also “lay low at lupins,” aka wolfstar sleepover amirite?
order of the phoenix: this book didn’t happen
half blood prince: i’m not over what happened in the book that didn’t happen
deathly hallows: literally :) all :) of :) them :) are :) dead :) i :) am :) going :) to :) punch :) a :) wall :)
